The Exhibitionist Hotel

Fantastic location for London's museums. Our room was small but had a balcony, fabulous decoration, and a great breakfast.

Just the size of the room.

Staff were exceptionally helpful and offered me a free upgrade to a superior room so that I could be in a quiet location. The room was spacious, clean and very quiet and comfortable. Breakfast was excellent.

It’s next to a busy road so may be noisy with traffic at times

Location was great, can see the Natural History Museum from the entrance. General decor was really fun and quirky and the rooms were tastefully furnished. Couldn’t hear any traffic and wasn’t disturbed by any noise within the hotel so got a great nights sleep. Breakfast was lovely and the staff were really helpful.

Hot tub in Drop Dead Gorgeous Splash room was amazing.Bathroom was massive, actually room as a whole was above average in terms of space.Location was good and price was excellent

The hum from hot tub all night impacted sleep. Should provide ear plugs for light sleepers.Bed was big but not great quality... 2 single beds pushed togetherRoom was quite tired.Heat not working in living room area of suite.

Staff very friendly and efficient. Food and drinks were amazing. Checking in and out very quick and easy.

Lounge area was cold. It would be really helpful to have information in the room on how to use the heating, air in and hot tub.Not very straight forward if you don’t know how to adjust them.

The reception team on check-in were excellent. The birthday balloons and upgrade were above and beyond, thank you! The cleaning staff were really friendly and very thorough. The breakfast team were very efficient and everything was nicely laid out. Excellent location as well.

Sadly our cocktails were very disappointing which meant that we ended up just having one round of drinks rather than 2 or 3. There definitely was an imbalance in the mix and it just needed a little tweak and a re-shake to make it right but sadly, that was not coming from the person behind the bar. She preferred to argue that everything was right with it when our daughter who is a mixologist herself knew it wasn’t… £51 not well spent!

Superb staff, initial contact with Zeta prior to visit was very informative followed by welcome from Fabio on arrival. Room was very quiet compared to many we have stayed at in London previously.

Really clean and comfortable room in a great location. Friendly staff

Small rooms that are very warm even with AC on

The ladies on reception were both helpful, polite and professional

Great Location, minutes away from South Kensington tube, 15 min walk to Harrods. Penthouse sweet, spacious n clean.

Great location for museums and Royal Albert HallFun decor, lots of colourGreat staff

Heating was broken so the room was freezing - a heater was provided when asked for...but shouldn't have had to ask - it was obvious it was broken, cleaning staff should have reported it.No shampoo etc in reach of the bath, all locked down by the sink or in the shower.Don't bother with the cocktail bar, maybe ok for shaken drinks by the boozy ones were more frozen fruit salad

The staff were extremely polite, helpful and understanding. Dining experience was very organized calm and a great atmosphere. You felt like you were on vacation but also very homely.

Nothing -just what you needed after travelling for 27 hours.

Location, cozy, reasonable breakfast, good sized room. Good value for money.

Not five stars. Original decoration is nice, but lots of very basic ‘art works’ for sale on the walls making the overall impression a bit confusing. Check in reception look overly casual looking.

Its a funny, nice, little hotel..not more..not less - top location, nice building, very british feeling

the window was very dirty, the bathroom is not confortable..low sink somehow difficult to use.., air con is very loud

Our expectations were met and exceeded by a wonderful team who couldn’t have been more attentive - we were guests pre-celebrating my hubby’s 60th birthday who was surprised with this hotel stay as a pre-birthday gift and the Drop Dead Gorgeous Suite didn’t fail to provide the wow-factor with its funky decor and the amazing bathroom and hot tub! Loved our stay and more importantly so did the birthday boy! Breakfast was tasty too…

To be totally honest, it has been mentioned that the suite was a little cold and we couldn’t work out how to work the remote… should really have asked but the hot tub was fabulous and a great distraction

Staff were all friendly and helpful, location is excellent, 2 minutes walk to underground, breakfast was well laid out and enjoyable. Had dinner there one night and that was lovely.

Convenient location. Nice vibe.

Booked a deluxe double but room was very ‘tight’. Barely room down either side of bed to move. Wardrobe was virtually unusable as only one door could open due to bedside table blocking other door and the openable door opened towards you meaning you had to somehow reach around door to put something inside. Note this was marketed as a deluxe double not a standard double.

The position of The Exhibitionist Hotel is extremely valuable. Closed to numerous monuments and to South Kensington tube.The area is very nice and safe. The staff very welcoming and kind. The room is the same exact of what is shown on booking, the room quite small and the bathroon very big (shower and bath), but it has all the needed things.

Really nice hotel, very 'boutique' style, great location, lovely rooms. Staff very friendly and 2 for 1 cocktails in the late afternoon an absolute bonus as is the midday checkout.

no hooks in rooms, couldn't get the sound on the tv to work at all, the room being next to the towels and bedding storage wasn't great but we would definitely go back again.

It’s a stone’s throw from the Natural History Museum. The quirky decor is fun and the staff are super friendly. This is our second stay at this hotel - we love it!