4 Star Hotel

Who'd A Thought It

Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham, United Kingdom View Map

$218 nightly

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Located just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It features a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.

191 Reviews

7.9Good
Cleanliness
8.3
Staff
8.9
Location
8.6

What Guests Say

  • “Love the location in the Kent countryside stayed before and loved it then hot tub a nice touch and clean spacious well themed rooms”
  • “The bedroom was very comfy and dinner was very tasty”
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Top Amenities

  • Restaurant
  • Free Internet Access
  • Free Parking
  • Accessible Rooms / Facilities
  • Hot tub/Whirlpool
  • Non-Smoking Rooms
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Suite with Spa Bath1/4

Suite with Spa Bath

345 sqft • 1 Double

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony
  • Bath or Shower
  • Bathrobe(s)
Presidential Suite1/4

Presidential Suite

808 sqft • 1 Double

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony
  • Bath or Shower
  • Bathrobe(s)
Suite with Hot Tub1/4

Suite with Hot Tub

410 sqft • 1 Queen

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony
  • Bath or Shower
  • Bathrobe(s)
Superior Suite with Spa Bath1/4

Superior Suite with Spa Bath

593 sqft • 1 Queen

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony
  • Bath or Shower
  • Bathrobe(s)
Luxury Suite with Spa Bath1/4

Luxury Suite with Spa Bath

539 sqft • 1 Double

  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony
  • Bath or Shower
  • Bathrobe(s)
Classic Double Room with Shower1/4

Classic Double Room with Shower

173 sqft • 1 Double

  • Bath or Shower
  • Body soap
  • Carpeting
  • Chocolate or cookies

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    What Guests Loved

    7.9
    Good

    Based on 191 reviews

    Location

    8.6

    Cleanliness

    8.3

    Staff

    8.9

    Overall Quality

    7.9

    Pros +

    • Love the location in the Kent countryside stayed before and loved it then hot tub a nice touch and clean spacious well themed rooms
    • The bedroom was very comfy and dinner was very tasty
    • We booked a specific room.a suite all paid for and arrived to be told it wer given to anotjer couple we got given some lodge which wasnt what we booked and told place had been cleaned to find a full glass at the nottom.of our hot tub on our 1st night there wasnt happy wont be returning

    Cons -

    • Staff could be a bit more happier but all ok
    • The light switch by the bed wasn’t working and took a while for the heating to heat up the room at first but once it was warm it was fine
    • The pub restaurant was bit dated and shabby cleaning rerrible in hot tub and seevice not great
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    10DeanPosted on: 2-24-2026

    Love the location in the Kent countryside stayed before and loved it then hot tub a nice touch and clean spacious well themed rooms

    Staff could be a bit more happier but all ok

    9DannyPosted on: 2-21-2026

    The bedroom was very comfy and dinner was very tasty

    The light switch by the bed wasn’t working and took a while for the heating to heat up the room at first but once it was warm it was fine

    3SoniaPosted on: 2-18-2026

    We booked a specific room.a suite all paid for and arrived to be told it wer given to anotjer couple we got given some lodge which wasnt what we booked and told place had been cleaned to find a full glass at the nottom.of our hot tub on our 1st night there wasnt happy wont be returning

    The pub restaurant was bit dated and shabby cleaning rerrible in hot tub and seevice not great

    10PaulPosted on: 2-11-2026

    Everything. From the amazing friendly staff to the exceptional food and beautiful sexy rooms. We had a lot of fun. Will be coming again. And a big thanks to Joe for the funny stories x

    10SharmaPosted on: 2-6-2026

    Day shift girl was very nice

    The night shift girl was not humble to customers, was behaving rudely while I was confused with sitting area

    9SianPosted on: 1-29-2026

    The room was beautiful and spotless.

    Waitresses were forgetful. Not enough staff in the restaurant but the food was lovely

    10krisPosted on: 1-19-2026

    This well-run location is an absolute gem and I'd be delighted to be able to stay again sometime in the future. The rooms were well equipped and spacious, the dining and breakfast experience were exceptional and the bar was well stocked and staffed to boot! My partner and I were both pleasantly surprised by this upscale venue and felt very well looked after by the friendly and obliging staff throughout our stay. Thank you so much, this was a real treat and highlight of our holiday!

    Can't name a thing!

    7BabettePosted on: 1-17-2026

    Good bake for money

    Room had damp but it was only one night so it didn’t bother me.

    8TraceyPosted on: 12-15-2025

    Lovely boutique hotel. Beautiful four poster bed and jacuzzis , restaurant and bar had loads of character, with beams.

    Room was a little tired. No USB charging points. No light in mirror in bathroom . Mirror was too high and poorly lit above dressing table making it difficult to do hair and makeup.

    4DeanPosted on: 12-13-2025

    The location is good and staff friendly

    The room was in very poor condition old and dated and the them of champagne in the room was none excitant broken sudeboard table old mirror with damage and dirty bathsinks underneath for £300 per night its was well below average

    8NeilPosted on: 11-6-2025

    Staff excellent, food amazing. The pub itself is very nice. The room was spacious, warm,and the bed was very comfortable. Jacuzzi bath was lovely

    The bathroom needed a bit of TLC. Slight smell of damp, with damp marks on the shower and blind. Toilet cistern was dirty at the back.

    10KrisPosted on: 10-27-2025

    This well-run location is an absolute gem and I'd be delighted to be able to stay again sometime in the future. The rooms were well equipped and spacious, the dining and breakfast experience were exceptional and the bar was well stocked and staffed to boot! My partner and I were both pleasantly surprised by this upscale venue and felt very well looked after by the friendly and obliging staff throughout our stay. Thank you so much, this was a real treat and highlight of our holiday!

    Can't name a thing!

    10RuaraidhPosted on: 10-20-2025

    Exceptional breakfast , presented well and all cooked to perfection.

    Breakfast not served till 9.30, but worth waiting for. They did offer a packed lunch instead, if I couldn't wait till9.30.

    8TimPosted on: 10-6-2025

    Lovely eggs royale outside on the decking.

    Champagne complimentary in the room not available as used booking.com.

    4VikkiPosted on: 10-4-2025

    Disappointed in 'cabin' room size as we had a stack of cases, movement in room challenging due to this.Expected a bit of a better room given the cost.

    The biscuits provided were broken in their packets, kinda downhill from there. Glad to be heading to airporton departure.

    1RičardasPosted on: 10-1-2025

    The car park was pretty spacious, we were able to park our car and get ready to sleep in it.

    As per description as we booked the hotel we informed them during working hours that we will be arriving late, however received no reply. Since we informed and the money was paid, we assumed no issue with it and proceeded to drive there, however once we arrived we found all the doors shut and no one around, no one informed via messages or otherwise about where to find a key for the late check in, so essentially just paid for sleeping inside the car, would not recommend it. Probably worth avoiding the hotel if it seems like checking in will fall after the regular work hours

    6PhilPosted on: 9-25-2025

    Very nice staff and good food

    A little bit of what we Up North call ( fur coat and no knickers!) Which basically means that there is a lot of show made about the presentation including the owners nice collection of matching cars but underneath the glossy exterior the place is pretty tired and dare I say neglected. An example of this being at the entrance to our chalet was a white sheepskin rug placed over a hole in the floor which was collapsing! The cupboard in the hallway was also neglected with animal droppings and rubbish just left in it. Windows were broken in the main pub/reception and generally my suggestion is that the place is in need of a good maintenance manager with a budget to match.

    10MatthewsPosted on: 9-17-2025

    The room was small but very comfortable. The evening staff serving at the bar were superb. It was a quiet evening and they lavished attention on me. The English breakfast met my expectations. I was travelling alone and on a walking tour, The only downside was that I had to take a taxi from the closest tow. The location was good but would suit couples with a car.

    7GwendaPosted on: 9-9-2025

    Excellent dinner and breakfast. Staff were very considerate and helpful especially by offering us an earlier breakfast time. On site parking. Heritage vintage main building with lovely dining facilities.

    Very small modern room seperate to main building. Breakfast usually not available until 9.30 or later. Isolated location.

    7EgidijusPosted on: 9-2-2025

    Pros:The staff were absolutely lovely – really polite and helpful. The service itself was faultless. The food was delicious and the atmosphere very calm, which made the stay more enjoyable.

    Cons:Some things weren’t quite as expected. The description made it sound like there was a jacuzzi included, but actually you only get access if you book a more expensive room. The jacuzzi that was there didn’t feel very well set up. The “private bathroom” wasn’t exactly private – the glass doors from the bedroom had a 30–40 cm gap at the bottom.The listing mentioned a coffee machine, but there was only a kettle you had to fill up yourself. There was also no wardrobe or storage space for clothes or luggage, just two hooks on the wall and only one chair, even though it was a double room.

    Amenities & Policies

    Amenities

    Swimming & Soaking

    • Hot tub/Whirlpool

    Food & Drinks

    • Restaurant

    Media & Technology

    • Free Internet Access

    Transportation

    • Free Parking
    • Accessible parking

    Health & Safety

    • Health Services
    • Daily disinfection
    • Professional cleaning services

    Accessibility

    • Handicapped Rooms/Facilities

    General

    • Adult Only
    • No Smoking Rooms/Facilities

    Guest policies

    Check-inAfter 3:00 PM
    Check-outBefore 11:30 AM
    InternetFree Wi-Fi is available.
    ParkingFree parking is available.
    Children & Extra BedsChildren are not allowed.
    PetsPets are not allowed.
    Room RatesAll rates displayed are for two guests unless otherwise noted.

    Important info

    Guests are required to show a photo ID and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply. Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

    Location

    Who'd A Thought It

    Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone , Lenham

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