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Elegant Accommodations Hotel No in Melbourne offers a 5-star experience with adults-only rooms. Each room features air-conditioning, a private bathroom, and a terrace. Guests enjoy free WiFi, streaming services, and a mini-bar. Exceptional Facilities The hotel provides a terrace, outdoor seating area, and an outdoor dining space. Additional amenities include free on-site private parking, daily housekeeping, and full-day security. Express check-in and check-out services ensure a smooth arrival and departure. Prime Location Located in Melbourne city center, Hotel No is 7.5 mi from Essendon Fields Airport. Boating is available in the surrounding area. Guests appreciate the bar, bathroom comfort, and bed comfort.

155 Reviews

8.1Very Good
Cleanliness
8.7
Staff
8.4
Location
9.2

What Guests Say

  • “NothingThought it would be quirky different It was but not good”
  • “Unique and adventurous experience! Comfy bed, generous mini-bar & local discounts.”
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Top Amenities

  • Free Internet Access
  • Free Parking
  • Accessible Rooms / Facilities
  • Non-Smoking Rooms
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AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room1/4

AIRSTREAM - Deluxe Queen Room

130 sqft • 1 Queen

  • Air conditioning
  • Alarm clock
  • Balcony
  • Bath or Shower
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Airstream

130 sqft • 1 Queen

  • Air conditioning
  • Alarm clock
  • Alcohol
  • Baby Cot

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    What Guests Loved

    8.1
    Very Good

    Based on 155 reviews

    Location

    9.2

    Cleanliness

    8.7

    Staff

    8.4

    Overall Quality

    8.1

    Pros +

    • NothingThought it would be quirky different It was but not good
    • Unique and adventurous experience! Comfy bed, generous mini-bar & local discounts.
    • Excellent location. Fun to find. It's a quirky, different accommodation experience, so take it exactly as that and enjoy! Our Airstream was spotlessly clean (from an Airbnb host perspective), unique, and a super comfy bed!

    Cons -

    • Beside a fifthly grossly alleywayWe could smell from the “van” Disgusting hobos sleeping in thereOverall a disgusting placeWalked out without staying
    • There was no coffee machine as advertised. In fact there was no coffee
    • The air conditioner wasn’t working and it was a 30 degree day. It seemed to be in an error mode. The blinds are terrible and let so much light in in the morning. For $320 a night I’d expect better facilities
    Business Traveler (1)Solo Traveler (2)Traveling as Couple (29)Family with Young Children (2)Group Traveler (2)Total (167)
    1ThomasPosted on: 1-25-2026

    NothingThought it would be quirky different It was but not good

    Beside a fifthly grossly alleywayWe could smell from the “van” Disgusting hobos sleeping in thereOverall a disgusting placeWalked out without staying

    10RuthPosted on: 1-21-2026

    Unique and adventurous experience! Comfy bed, generous mini-bar & local discounts.

    9BrookePosted on: 1-18-2026

    Excellent location. Fun to find. It's a quirky, different accommodation experience, so take it exactly as that and enjoy! Our Airstream was spotlessly clean (from an Airbnb host perspective), unique, and a super comfy bed!

    10JuliePosted on: 1-17-2026

    It was quirky and out of the ordinary. Had to supply our own breakfast

    There was no coffee machine as advertised. In fact there was no coffee

    5TaylahPosted on: 1-4-2026

    It was in a cool location, and a cool concept

    The air conditioner wasn’t working and it was a 30 degree day. It seemed to be in an error mode. The blinds are terrible and let so much light in in the morning. For $320 a night I’d expect better facilities

    1DAVIDPosted on: 1-2-2026

    The location was convenient, but we were unable to enjoy any facilities due to having to leave early because of the room condition. Which was a safety hazard and health risk.

    Our room was affected by extensive black mould, which raised serious health and safety concerns. Despite reporting the issue and leaving early, no compensation or meaningful resolution was offered, which was extremely disappointing.

    5KellyPosted on: 1-1-2026

    Location and the quirky, cute appeal if the Airstreams. Games were good although more options would be fun. Beds were comfortable.

    Poor fit out inside Airstreams. No cutlery, no plates or bowls, no coffee, no microwave. An IPad for TV is ridiculous and to watch it you must sit on a tiny cushion. Turned light on for bathroom and exhaust fan cover almost fell off - hanging on by 1 screw. The facilities outside were very basic and in poor condition with rusty tables, stained and leaking bean bags. No view whatsoever unless you happened to get the front van with the spa. No outside heating - for such a big space on a rooftop in Melbourne you would think there would be some kind of heating. Outdoor cooking like a BBQ would be good and definitely a few more spas - even ones to share. There was rotting, mouldy timbers between the stairwell and van 1. The advertisement definitely does not meet the product. If the ad was clear you need to bring Everything from home you could be prepared, but in all seriousness, staying at a low budget caravan park somewhere offers better amenity.

    9SimonPosted on: 12-28-2025

    Awesome venue, lovely set up

    Didn't get to meet any staff or get the free aftershave that was meant to on offer

    10AnnePosted on: 12-28-2025

    Loved the whole concept of being in an Airstream on a rooftop. Bed was comfortable, sheets were soft, loved the shower. Great minibar. Good location. The iPad was good too!

    Nothing to not like

    10ChristinePosted on: 12-12-2025

    This quirky place is great. The adventure getting in is part of the fun. The shower is amazing. The complementary bar was great took the wine on a picnic.

    Had trouble working out the aircon should have looked for info on iPad.

    7KathPosted on: 12-10-2025

    The property was cute, the room was cute the garden area was cute.

    The “amazing” stocked mini bar is not “amazing”. Yes it’s free and you don’t have to pay. But it’s the worst beer ever, and there are two beers, two sodas and a bottle of wine.

    10KatePosted on: 12-7-2025

    Location and comfort. Free parking. Great coffee downstairs. Brilliant concept

    Can’t complain

    9MatthewPosted on: 12-6-2025

    Location and onsite parking. The vans are perfectly equipped for a casual couples stay.

    Having to climb (crawl) across the bed to get in or out, but hey it’s a caravan so what do you expect.

    10TaylahPosted on: 11-23-2025

    In the heart of the city! Parking is right underneath you and a bonus that it’s included in the cost as parking is expensive in the city. I really liked that it was something different for my partner and I to experience other than a hotel!

    The cost! Probably wouldn’t do it again for the cost. As what you get for the cost isn’t much!

    8ParkerPosted on: 11-17-2025

    Locations and the experience to stay in something different

    Loved the experience but did find it hard for the roller door to enter even tho they did inform you it doesn't open all the time.. And stairs can be slippery when wet. Maybe a Little up keeping outside. And did get a message in the morning they had electricians doing work just turned off the power. Maybe coffee and milk and some type of bench or table to make hot drinks

    6SarahPosted on: 11-14-2025

    Vibe, location, minibar, cafe downstairs, and the mattress is super comfortable - it’s just a really cool and unique place to stay and a great way to experience the funkier side of Melbourne

    No hairdryer (!!!), not enough towels, pillows need replacing, not enough ventilation (windows are very rusty), and poor drainage of outdoor areas during heavy rain - whole place feels a bit run down, but not unacceptably so

    4ShelliePosted on: 11-9-2025

    The airstream idea is cool

    Super underwhelming for the price, with a proper business consultant it could be made so much better than a plain boring white van for 400 a night

    9JodeePosted on: 11-2-2025

    Loved the quirkiness and the free minibar! I enjoyed the games.

    No lift and the toilet was running.

    6DaileyPosted on: 11-1-2025

    Fun if you are on...

    After a tired day, I just wanted to get to my room and the convoluted process was a bit much. And I wanted a chair with a back and there were none

    10JessicaPosted on: 11-1-2025

    A fun adventure, something different. Free minibar! Comfortable bed. Activities outside the vans, the shower was good.

    Amenities & Policies

    Amenities

    Media & Technology

    • Free Internet Access

    Transportation

    • Free Parking
    • Accessible parking

    Accessibility

    • Handicapped Rooms/Facilities

    General

    • Adult Only
    • No Smoking Rooms/Facilities

    Guest policies

    Check-inAfter 3:00 PM
    Check-outBefore 11:00 AM
    InternetFree Wi-Fi is available.
    ParkingFree parking is available.
    Children & Extra BedsChildren of all ages are welcome. Children of age 0 to 1 stay free with cot.
    PetsPets are not allowed.
    Room RatesAll rates displayed are for two guests unless otherwise noted.

    Important info

    Please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation. A damage deposit of AUD 200.0 is required. The property charges the damage deposit 7 days before arrival. This will be collected by credit card. You should be reimbursed within 7 days of checkout via credit card, subject to an inspection of the property.

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    Harper Lane Melbourne, Melbourne

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